The Range Rover Sport Has An A/C Vent For Your Crotch 

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
02/13/2015 at 09:45 • Filed to: None

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I'm driving a Range Rover Sport. It has a vent for your crotch. What else needs to be said?


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:46

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Instant classic, should be standard equipment on every car.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Captain of the Enterprise
02/13/2015 at 09:47

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It should legally required.


Kinja'd!!! CB > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:47

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For a moment I thought it said "crotch event" on the picture. Whoops.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:47

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AW11s came with a crotch vent for the passenger.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:49

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Fill it with flour.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:50

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Used to be common on GM cars...you can see it thru the wheel of this 1970 Bonneville...


Kinja'd!!! As Du Volant > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:51

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For your balls.


Kinja'd!!! Sejji > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:51

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Except thank you?


Kinja'd!!! Vin > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 09:55

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Next best thing to cooled/ventilated seats.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > As Du Volant
02/13/2015 at 09:55

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Yes, that is correct.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Vin
02/13/2015 at 09:56

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I actually don't like cooled seats. Feels weird.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:03

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Range Rover figured that since they can't fix their reliability issue, they might as well add a feature to make their customers happy by blowing (at) them, while they wait for a tow truck.


Kinja'd!!! WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:05

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Except that 2 weeks after you buy it it will fail and start blowing hotter air there. Good feature if you could keep it working though


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:05

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My dads '99 Tahoe had one of those.. I have a strange feeling that was a selling point to a lot of the guys that bought them.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:05

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PFFTTT. My '88 Cherokee had one of these - ball vent is located behind the steering wheel in pic.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:18

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crotch vent all the things. Seems every car needs these!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
02/13/2015 at 10:23

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Ball vent or... balls vent?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:24

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brb designing crotch vent for project


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast
02/13/2015 at 10:28

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Ah, mixing valve failures. So fun in a *black* Benz in Atlanta (not mine, opponaut KusabiSensei's).


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/13/2015 at 10:31

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Balls vent is too clunky for conversation. Ball vent rolls off the tongue better.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
02/13/2015 at 10:34

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But what if you're talking about a ball vent that's not for balls? Or a balls vent that isn't a ball? Or an underseat vent for underballs that isn't under a ball vent under the seat?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/13/2015 at 10:38

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Too much ball talk this early in the morning.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Party-vi
02/13/2015 at 10:44

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I bet it does...........


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
02/13/2015 at 10:45

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I had to vent.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/13/2015 at 10:49

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+1


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 10:51

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Until you've had some serious swamp ass, schwety balls, or a case of some fromunda cheese, you'll think it's the stupidest thing ever. Then you'll love it.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 11:03

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And when the electrics go bad on your Range Rover seats it just blows smoke up your ass


Kinja'd!!! sebdel > Party-vi
02/13/2015 at 11:20

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Yes, I remember that, we had a 89. I think the 84 caravan had one too..


Kinja'd!!! KurtAKX > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 11:56

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Everything old becomes new again

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Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 12:36

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Cool.

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Kinja'd!!! RockRam > macanamera
02/13/2015 at 15:23

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I believe 4Runners do as well. At least my 3rd gen does.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > macanamera
02/16/2015 at 16:22

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Someday I want to get A/C in my Z, I want to put hoses like in endurance racing that can be put anywhere, I have a dog and I can run one under the seat to the back hatch area too.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/16/2015 at 16:23

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W123, king of ball vents.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
02/16/2015 at 16:26

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Truth. Which they changed in later variations for no adequate reason.